- do you know who I hate? People on message boards, specifically these people:
I have to do a report on (insert some theme found in some movie here). Can you guys tell me you thoughts on (Insert said theme)?
Umm no, I can not. I probably have a thousand opinions on your topic but, and this is hard to understand I realize, I am not writing your paper.. you are. Unless your prof can phone mine and give me credit for doing the work for your lazy ass I am not going to.. go away.
The (insert idiotic comment which serves no purpose other than to make the person looks stupid) person.
This person comes in many different varieties
For example, on the Devil's advocate board - The mother uses a quote from the bible to talk about New York. The person actually asked "In the bible were they actually talking about New York?" Now I don't usually respond to these people because I'm hoping they are 11 however, this needed a comment. I told the person probably not since New York wasn't really the hopping Urban Centre it is now in biblical days. The person got mad a me. I'm sorry but if you don't think before you ask the question then you deserve the response.
another example -
"Dude Has Adams Apple and these idiots think he's a she...Anyone that stupid I don't feel sorry for."
This genius is talking about boys on an episode of Criminal Minds who get raped and killed by someone they think is a girl but turns out to be a guy. Ignoring the obvious, yes clearly that is a reason to deserve being killed, aspect of this argument, Girls, how many times have you met a guy in a bar and thought "Christ what a sexy adams apple that one has" ? Personally I know I won't look twice at a guy unless his adams apple makes me hot. Christ. First of all, it is a bar, it is dark, it is busy and you are drunk. If you see someone in a dress with long hair it is an automatic assumption it is a girl. Guys, how many times have you been making sex eyes at a girl across the room and broken that to look down and think "thank god, no adams apple, free to proceed?" I believe there is simply some homophobia in this guy that he needs to express because he went through the entire one hour show thinking about how much he would like to do that chick.. seriously, save it for your shrink.
"I think morgan and Garcia have done it"
First of all.. done it? really? welcome to a sixth grade boys locker room. You realize it's a tv show right? If you haven't seen it, they haven't done it. Yes I realize that there are back stories and whatever but this is ridiculous and stupid. Characters can have good chemistry on screen and not have "done it." I especially love when it is followed up with.."I dont know why. Maybe they havent done "IT" but i think there has been a kiss, an intimate hug...something." Clearly. I have much more to say on this topic but I will just make myself mad.. you have way too much time on your hands, please go back to your room and flip through the copy of your dads play boy you leave under your mattress and leave us alone.
Kirsten Vangsness is lesbian?
or Cameron Diaz, or Sean Penn, or Neil Patrick Harris, or Ally Sheedy or lassie or any other person who Has ever played someone Gay or little outside of the gender box. First of all who cares, Second stay out of their personal lives and third, for those of you who say "they play gay so well so they must be," I realize we are living in a time of mediocre acting at best for the most part so good acting is difficult to grasp but usually that is what it is.. good acting. God this one really annoys me. No one asked if Hugh Jackman was really a superhero after he played wolverine. Or if Mike Myers was really a big green ogre...
"I just found out someone I know is playing a dead body on this show"
Fascinating, you get a cookie, moving on.
"OMG OMG OMG i CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED IN TODAYS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!! REID KISSED A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
"OMG OMG OMG YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!! caps lock is not your friend, in fact it hates you, leave it alone.
There are more but I have homework to do.
This have been a petty judgmental post brought to you by my lack of sleep.
I too hate message board people - they make me so tense. Especially republicans with their god and their guns and their misogyny. I had to resolve to look away, it makes me too tense...(loving the blog btw)
ReplyDeleteOh, I know, I read a review of Coraline on a christian review site, basically it is evil because of such reasons as it shows a strong woman character with a weaker husband, among others. It's got to be really exhausting hating everything like that eh?
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